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Guidelines are here... 14:48 - May 11 with 2363 viewsbluelagos

So this is the latest gov guidelines to be in place from Wed. You can read for yourself what you can/can't do.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-outbreak-faqs-what-you-ca


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Guidelines are here... on 14:56 - May 11 with 1862 viewshomer_123

I can see how people will abuse this.

Family of 4 meet another family of 4 in a park. Strictly speaking this meets the criteria set out.

Dad is meeting the other dad (1 person)
Mum is meeting the other mum (1 person)
Son is meeting the other son (1 person)
Daughter is meeting the other daughter (1 person)

Individually, they are meeting the guidelines....collectively, they most certainly wouldn't be.

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Guidelines are here... on 15:00 - May 11 with 1836 viewsKeno

Guidelines are here... on 14:56 - May 11 by homer_123

I can see how people will abuse this.

Family of 4 meet another family of 4 in a park. Strictly speaking this meets the criteria set out.

Dad is meeting the other dad (1 person)
Mum is meeting the other mum (1 person)
Son is meeting the other son (1 person)
Daughter is meeting the other daughter (1 person)

Individually, they are meeting the guidelines....collectively, they most certainly wouldn't be.


or Great Yarmouth on Wednesday when family members meet up

[Post edited 11 May 2020 15:01]

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Guidelines are here... on 15:07 - May 11 with 1817 viewsGarv

Guidelines are here... on 14:56 - May 11 by homer_123

I can see how people will abuse this.

Family of 4 meet another family of 4 in a park. Strictly speaking this meets the criteria set out.

Dad is meeting the other dad (1 person)
Mum is meeting the other mum (1 person)
Son is meeting the other son (1 person)
Daughter is meeting the other daughter (1 person)

Individually, they are meeting the guidelines....collectively, they most certainly wouldn't be.


Will that be the fault of the Government too?

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Guidelines are here... on 15:08 - May 11 with 1810 viewsSpruceMoose

Guidelines are here... on 15:07 - May 11 by Garv

Will that be the fault of the Government too?


Yes, for providing moronic guidelines.

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Guidelines are here... on 15:10 - May 11 with 1802 viewsgordon

Love that it's being referred to as a '50-page report' in the media, as if we should be impressed that they did so much work.
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Guidelines are here... on 15:11 - May 11 with 1795 viewshampstead_blue

Guidelines are here... on 15:08 - May 11 by SpruceMoose

Yes, for providing moronic guidelines.


and your guidelines would be?

Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me. Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing. Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial. Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid. Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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Guidelines are here... on 15:19 - May 11 with 1771 viewsSpruceMoose

Guidelines are here... on 15:11 - May 11 by hampstead_blue

and your guidelines would be?


1) Pay no attention to anything Hampstead says.

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Guidelines are here... on 15:21 - May 11 with 1760 viewsgordon

Guidelines are here... on 15:11 - May 11 by hampstead_blue

and your guidelines would be?


Consistent with my public statements.
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Guidelines are here... on 15:25 - May 11 with 1737 viewsbluelagos

Guidelines are here... on 15:11 - May 11 by hampstead_blue

and your guidelines would be?


Don't vote for dishonest incompetent w@nkers.

Just a thought :-)

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Guidelines are here... on 15:25 - May 11 with 1731 viewslowhouseblue

all seems sensible. probably best not to try to summarise it in two words.

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Guidelines are here... on 15:27 - May 11 with 1725 viewsDubtractor

Phew. Garden centres are in. I was worried, after all the hype, that there was no mention of them in last night's broadcast.

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Guidelines are here... on 15:34 - May 11 with 1695 viewsDubtractor

Guidelines are here... on 15:25 - May 11 by lowhouseblue

all seems sensible. probably best not to try to summarise it in two words.


This new slogan really isn't that helpful is it? Not on any level.

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Guidelines are here... on 15:36 - May 11 with 1684 viewsblueconscience

Guidelines are here... on 15:08 - May 11 by SpruceMoose

Yes, for providing moronic guidelines.


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Guidelines are here... on 15:39 - May 11 with 1672 viewslowhouseblue

Guidelines are here... on 15:34 - May 11 by Dubtractor

This new slogan really isn't that helpful is it? Not on any level.


someone posted a link saying that they are trying to express 6 things in two words. seems right. but 'stay at home' is now misleading.

it's all complex, multidimensional and contingent. it is a difficult thing to get across strikingly and comprehensively. we are at a point when people need to exercise judgement and there isn't a simple rule that covers everything. 'be sensible' would capture where we are now.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Guidelines are here... on 15:40 - May 11 with 1668 viewsbluelagos

Full 60 pager here

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attac

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Guidelines are here... on 15:52 - May 11 with 1625 viewsDouble_Dutch

Guidelines are here... on 15:25 - May 11 by bluelagos

Don't vote for dishonest incompetent w@nkers.

Just a thought :-)


So who does this leave to vote for then?
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Guidelines are here... on 15:56 - May 11 with 1612 viewsbluelagos

Guidelines are here... on 15:52 - May 11 by Double_Dutch

So who does this leave to vote for then?


Caroline Lucas.
Nichola Sturgen.
Keir Starmer.
Adam Price.

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Guidelines are here... on 16:04 - May 11 with 1594 viewsfactual_blue

Guidelines are here... on 15:36 - May 11 by blueconscience

Is New York still in Lockdown?


Yes - I think the three people still left alive in New York are in lockdown.

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Guidelines are here... on 16:16 - May 11 with 1569 viewsDouble_Dutch

Guidelines are here... on 15:56 - May 11 by bluelagos

Caroline Lucas.
Nichola Sturgen.
Keir Starmer.
Adam Price.


Apologies, I should have made my question clearer, which parties, not individuals are there left to vote for then, with no incompetent, lying, w@nkers?
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Guidelines are here... on 16:32 - May 11 with 1538 viewshampstead_blue

Guidelines are here... on 15:19 - May 11 by SpruceMoose

1) Pay no attention to anything Hampstead says.


thought so.

You and others are vacuous. All you do is critisize the Government without anything behind your trolling.

If you have nothing constructive to add, then ssssshhhhhhhh........

If you've missed something then may I remind you of the thumping majority BJ won over your crusty old commie.

Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me. Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing. Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial. Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid. Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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Guidelines are here... on 16:49 - May 11 with 1505 viewsLord_Lucan

Guidelines are here... on 14:56 - May 11 by homer_123

I can see how people will abuse this.

Family of 4 meet another family of 4 in a park. Strictly speaking this meets the criteria set out.

Dad is meeting the other dad (1 person)
Mum is meeting the other mum (1 person)
Son is meeting the other son (1 person)
Daughter is meeting the other daughter (1 person)

Individually, they are meeting the guidelines....collectively, they most certainly wouldn't be.


I think the new guidelines are unnecessarily complicated.

All they really had to say was “Do what the hell you want with whoever you want as long as you are 2m apart”

I don’t see what is relevant about who you see in the park. What is the difference in observing 2m distance from fellow park strollers whether or not this includes other family members from different households?

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Guidelines are here... on 16:52 - May 11 with 1491 viewsSpruceMoose

Guidelines are here... on 16:32 - May 11 by hampstead_blue

thought so.

You and others are vacuous. All you do is critisize the Government without anything behind your trolling.

If you have nothing constructive to add, then ssssshhhhhhhh........

If you've missed something then may I remind you of the thumping majority BJ won over your crusty old commie.


You're a busted flush mate. Zero credibility. You're in the Paz and Last Baron bracket I'm afraid, the group Z in the World Cup draw.

So how about you shhhh with your 'But Corbyn' whoopsies and give us all a break eh?

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Guidelines are here... on 17:02 - May 11 with 1465 viewsfooters

Guidelines are here... on 16:32 - May 11 by hampstead_blue

thought so.

You and others are vacuous. All you do is critisize the Government without anything behind your trolling.

If you have nothing constructive to add, then ssssshhhhhhhh........

If you've missed something then may I remind you of the thumping majority BJ won over your crusty old commie.


And all you do is uncritically support anything with a blue tie. Now that's what I call vacuous.

There's plenty behind the 'trolling'. It's called evidence of how severely your precious Conservative government have fcked up. The info's all there, maybe try reading it.

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Guidelines are here... on 17:41 - May 11 with 1395 viewshampstead_blue

Guidelines are here... on 16:52 - May 11 by SpruceMoose

You're a busted flush mate. Zero credibility. You're in the Paz and Last Baron bracket I'm afraid, the group Z in the World Cup draw.

So how about you shhhh with your 'But Corbyn' whoopsies and give us all a break eh?


Poor. Very poor.

If supporting a Government with a pretty good majority makes one PNG with you and your other cronies then so be it.

Not a worry. But you do need to stop and think about the majority the Tory party won and then reflect on just out of touch you are.

Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me. Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing. Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial. Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid. Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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Guidelines are here... on 17:45 - May 11 with 1388 viewsSpruceMoose

Guidelines are here... on 17:41 - May 11 by hampstead_blue

Poor. Very poor.

If supporting a Government with a pretty good majority makes one PNG with you and your other cronies then so be it.

Not a worry. But you do need to stop and think about the majority the Tory party won and then reflect on just out of touch you are.


Oh dear, at this rate you'll be finishing bottom of Group Z and won't make the finals.

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