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Constituents of a "Full English"..... 17:34 - Sep 23 with 4101 viewsBloots

....should be:

Fried Egg (not poached or scrambled)
Bacon (back not streaky)
Sausage (preferably pork)
Mushrooms (fried)
Baked beans
Tomato (halved and grilled, at a push fried)
Fried Bread (not toast)

Plus a cup of tea.

Anything else is wrong, you idiots.


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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:39 - Sep 23 with 1807 viewsSitfcB

I wish I could uppie this more than once. Absolutely spot on.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:41 - Sep 23 with 1790 viewshoppy

Correct

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:44 - Sep 23 with 1787 viewswaveneyblue

I agree with most of this, however as I am an idiot the following changes MUST be made

Remove Tomato (in any form, they have no place on my breakfast)
Add Black Pudding

Coffee rather than tea

Cheers
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 with 1775 viewsChiefXL

Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:46 - Sep 23 with 1764 viewsKeno

No Hash Brown

or Fried banana

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:59 - Sep 23 with 1715 viewsBlue_Order

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:46 - Sep 23 by Keno

No Hash Brown

or Fried banana


Can’t take this thread seriously with the hash brown omission. He must be at it.
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This isn't McDonalds. (n/t) on 17:59 - Sep 23 with 1707 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:59 - Sep 23 by Blue_Order

Can’t take this thread seriously with the hash brown omission. He must be at it.



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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:00 - Sep 23 with 1709 viewsBlue_Order

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:44 - Sep 23 by waveneyblue

I agree with most of this, however as I am an idiot the following changes MUST be made

Remove Tomato (in any form, they have no place on my breakfast)
Add Black Pudding

Coffee rather than tea

Cheers


I don’t drink coffee, but this is the correct line up on the plate.

*With the hash browns obv
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 with 1700 viewsJ2BLUE

Hash browns.

I would also challenge the fried bread over toast.

Well done for not calling it a fry up. We all know the grill up is the far better alternative.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 with 1694 viewsDubtractor

I'll largely accept that, but swap out back for streaky.

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Tea, strong and ideally..... on 18:02 - Sep 23 with 1692 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:44 - Sep 23 by waveneyblue

I agree with most of this, however as I am an idiot the following changes MUST be made

Remove Tomato (in any form, they have no place on my breakfast)
Add Black Pudding

Coffee rather than tea

Cheers


....served in a plain white mug.

We aren't Americans.

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Full English, not.... on 18:02 - Sep 23 with 1684 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 by ChiefXL

Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un


...full Northerner.

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Toast is an additional..... on 18:04 - Sep 23 with 1680 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 by J2BLUE

Hash browns.

I would also challenge the fried bread over toast.

Well done for not calling it a fry up. We all know the grill up is the far better alternative.


....product.

Usually served with frozen butter and a plastic tub of jam/marmalade/honey.

It's not part of a Full English.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:05 - Sep 23 with 1674 viewsRyorry

Make it two eggs, rashers, sausages, tomatoes + 2 cuppas (or a 1 pt mug) & you're correct 👍

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Streaky has it's place Dubbers.... on 18:07 - Sep 23 with 1663 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 by Dubtractor

I'll largely accept that, but swap out back for streaky.


....this isn't it.

Sorry.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:08 - Sep 23 with 1659 viewsEdwardStone

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:05 - Sep 23 by Ryorry

Make it two eggs, rashers, sausages, tomatoes + 2 cuppas (or a 1 pt mug) & you're correct 👍


It has to be 2 eggs

Always has to be 2 eggs
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:10 - Sep 23 with 1649 viewsfarkenhell

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 by ChiefXL

Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un


Plus one for the black pudding.

And I'm a southerner through and through!
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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:11 - Sep 23 with 1642 viewsHerbivore

Fried bread is disgusting stuff.

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:12 - Sep 23 with 1645 viewsFixed_It

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:08 - Sep 23 by EdwardStone

It has to be 2 eggs

Always has to be 2 eggs


Indeed. Although it does depend on who is cooking them...

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Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:12 - Sep 23 with 1639 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:08 - Sep 23 by EdwardStone

It has to be 2 eggs

Always has to be 2 eggs


...dependent on gut size.

Personally I'd probably go one egg, with two rashers and one sausage.

But alternative portion sizes are totally acceptable.

(baked beans must be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot)

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This thread isn't for your type, Herbs. (n/t) on 18:12 - Sep 23 with 1634 viewsBloots

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:11 - Sep 23 by Herbivore

Fried bread is disgusting stuff.



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Full English, not.... on 18:17 - Sep 23 with 1601 viewsMullet

Full English, not.... on 18:02 - Sep 23 by Bloots

...full Northerner.


Chiefy is right ya daft twot

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Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:17 - Sep 23 with 1598 viewsRyorry

Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:12 - Sep 23 by Bloots

...dependent on gut size.

Personally I'd probably go one egg, with two rashers and one sausage.

But alternative portion sizes are totally acceptable.

(baked beans must be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot)


Baked beans in a separate pot? Where on earth does that ridiculous practice happen - Norfolk?

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:19 - Sep 23 with 1580 viewsMullet

You also forgot the milkshake

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Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:20 - Sep 23 with 1565 viewsFtnfwest

Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:11 - Sep 23 by Herbivore

Fried bread is disgusting stuff.


Without dripping yes it is
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