| What is the right way to serve ketchup? 21:44 - Jan 19 with 2453 views | Dubtractor |
Inspired by the other thread, I feel compelled to ask the question.
Should it be a dollop on the side of the plate, that you dip into as required, or drizzled all over the food?
Very much the former for me. And I'm pretty certain that I'm right on this. |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:47 - Jan 19 with 2228 views | J2BLUE |
Yes on the side of the plate. Or you get bites with no ketchup and bites with too much ketchup. It's a living nightmare. |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:47 - Jan 19 with 2222 views | SitfcB |
All depends on the food and how I’m feeling.
Chips I sometimes drizzle all over but sometimes big dollop to dip, even bigger dollop for a battered sausage.
Sausage, mash and peas - definitely drizzle all over! |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:49 - Jan 19 with 2217 views | J2BLUE |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:47 - Jan 19 by SitfcB |
All depends on the food and how I’m feeling.
Chips I sometimes drizzle all over but sometimes big dollop to dip, even bigger dollop for a battered sausage.
Sausage, mash and peas - definitely drizzle all over! |
Ketchup on peas? Whuuuut? | |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:49 - Jan 19 with 2208 views | Dubtractor |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:47 - Jan 19 by SitfcB |
All depends on the food and how I’m feeling.
Chips I sometimes drizzle all over but sometimes big dollop to dip, even bigger dollop for a battered sausage.
Sausage, mash and peas - definitely drizzle all over! |
You're a maverick SItters, not playing by anybody's rules.
I like it. | |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:49 - Jan 19 with 2210 views | Churchman |
It depends on the food and the mood. For fish and chips, a puddle on the side for dipping is mandatory. For chips alone, ketchup drizzled is allowed, providing salt and vinegar is dispensed first. Sausages, split the sausage lengthwise and dispense in the gap. Burgers - a burp on the burger or on the bun on the non-cheese side. Bacon and a full English - puddle.
Other foods, mostly the puddle on the side. [Post edited 19 Jan 2021 21:53]
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:52 - Jan 19 with 2202 views | chrismakin |
Depends on the food offering
If it's dipping food like chips, then a dollop
if it's something like sausages, bacon, then all over |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:54 - Jan 19 with 2192 views | footers |
Pouring it down the sink.
Either that or appeasing a toddler. |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:54 - Jan 19 with 2188 views | Herbivore |
Why not do both? |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:00 - Jan 19 with 2166 views | SitfcB |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:49 - Jan 19 by J2BLUE |
Ketchup on peas? Whuuuut? |
Ooo it’s lovely.
What about ketchup on new potatoes, with melted cheese on. Ooooo. | |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:01 - Jan 19 with 2158 views | Churchman |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:54 - Jan 19 by footers |
Pouring it down the sink.
Either that or appeasing a toddler. |
Philistine! | | | |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:08 - Jan 19 with 2121 views | chrismakin |
Just remembered
Cheese and Bacon Omelets with ketchup all over it | |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:22 - Jan 19 with 2086 views | NthQldITFC |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:49 - Jan 19 by Churchman |
It depends on the food and the mood. For fish and chips, a puddle on the side for dipping is mandatory. For chips alone, ketchup drizzled is allowed, providing salt and vinegar is dispensed first. Sausages, split the sausage lengthwise and dispense in the gap. Burgers - a burp on the burger or on the bun on the non-cheese side. Bacon and a full English - puddle.
Other foods, mostly the puddle on the side. [Post edited 19 Jan 2021 21:53]
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I think you've really got your shȋt together man. That's a superb, concise authoritative dictum.
Now what, might one enquire, is the etiquette for the application of maple syrup to the vagina? Your dictum? |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:28 - Jan 19 with 2072 views | Churchman |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:22 - Jan 19 by NthQldITFC |
I think you've really got your shȋt together man. That's a superb, concise authoritative dictum.
Now what, might one enquire, is the etiquette for the application of maple syrup to the vagina? Your dictum? |
I like one of two of those things and maple syrup isn’t it 😃 | | | |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:36 - Jan 19 with 2047 views | vapour_trail |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:47 - Jan 19 by SitfcB |
All depends on the food and how I’m feeling.
Chips I sometimes drizzle all over but sometimes big dollop to dip, even bigger dollop for a battered sausage.
Sausage, mash and peas - definitely drizzle all over! |
You what now. Sausage and mash comes with onion gravy, Shirley. |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:38 - Jan 19 with 2042 views | Pinewoodblue |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:01 - Jan 19 by Churchman |
Philistine! |
I'd more more inclined to call some who puts ketchup on fish and chips a philistine. |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:50 - Jan 19 with 2024 views | Churchman |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:38 - Jan 19 by Pinewoodblue |
I'd more more inclined to call some who puts ketchup on fish and chips a philistine. |
No, that’s more ‘in need of education’ than philistinian. Pouring it down the sink should carry a long jail sentence to give the perpetrator time to reflect on their crime. | | | |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 07:22 - Jan 20 with 1953 views | Coastalblue |
I don't mind a chilli ketchup for a change occasionally, but ordinary ketchup? You may as well put custard on your chips, it's just sugary nastiness unless it's some sort of fancy home made one. |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 11:57 - Jan 20 with 1872 views | MonkeyAlan |
My god you lot must lead boring lives if this is all you have to worry about . |  | | |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 19:32 - Jan 20 with 1837 views | Churchman |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 11:57 - Jan 20 by MonkeyAlan |
My god you lot must lead boring lives if this is all you have to worry about . |
It’s important to get the key things in life sorted. You need to man up | | | |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 20:33 - Jan 20 with 1814 views | jontysnut |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:38 - Jan 19 by Pinewoodblue |
I'd more more inclined to call some who puts ketchup on fish and chips a philistine. |
Brown sauce with fish and chips but only with mushy peas.
Tomato sauce only on fish fingers and chips and barbecued sausage and burgers |  | | |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 20:35 - Jan 20 with 1810 views | SpruceMoose |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 11:57 - Jan 20 by MonkeyAlan |
My god you lot must lead boring lives if this is all you have to worry about . |
I don't think you really fit in here, do you? You're a bit too Ian Beale to our Nasty Nick. |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:06 - Jan 20 with 1795 views | Keno |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 22:08 - Jan 19 by chrismakin |
Just remembered
Cheese and Bacon Omelets with ketchup all over it |
or toast one side of a slice of bread
Then on the untoasted side add a slice of spam, cover with Ketchup and add grated cheese
Then grill that side until the cheese had melted |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 21:08 - Jan 20 with 1795 views | Swansea_Blue |
Shirley, the answer is only to 8 year olds? |  |
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| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 09:11 - Jan 21 with 1736 views | Churchman |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 20:33 - Jan 20 by jontysnut |
Brown sauce with fish and chips but only with mushy peas.
Tomato sauce only on fish fingers and chips and barbecued sausage and burgers |
Brown sauce? Swear words! Mushy peas are the spawn of Satan too.
My mum used to do refried potato or mash potato if she was doing bacon or sausages when I was a kid. Refried potatoes cooked in Trex (basically lard) with a burp of ketchup was food of the gods.
Healthy too ....ahem. | | | |
| What is the right way to serve ketchup? on 09:13 - Jan 21 with 1733 views | hype313 |
Ketchup is an odd one for me, as a child I couldn't get enough of it, as an Adult I find it vile. |  |
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